No longer a Beaver

Day 110

Bernard the beaver lived in a river
Liked to build a dam
He cut down  trees for DIY
Just like a normal man

He lived in a lodge made of twigs
and looked out for a mate
But being a man upon his own
He liked to do cross word puzzles

One day he was swimming in a lake
And met a passing frog
The Frog asked him what he was
A normal dialogue

So Bernard said I am a Beaver
The Frog fell into fits
He laughed and laughed and laughed
Said like a ladies bits

Bernard upset as he should be
He killed that bloody frog
And by deed pole he changed his name
to Panty Hamster Dog

I think it suits him