Food standards

day 111


I do not have a certificate
That governs good food standards
Ignore what you read on Yelp
The reviews on there are slandered

My home made food is not that bad
My cheese straws are the best
Though may cause  some tummy ache
And take ages to digest

I tend to buy these things in bulk
It keeps it down in price
Don't mind if ingredients go green
Just hide and add some spice

 So far I have  no complaints
Well none right to my face
And by the time they eat my food
There isn't any trace

Most who complain don't eat my food
This really means they lied
The person who ate my cake
Cant talk because they died