Migraine nots

Ratty day 20

She said she had a Migraine
Oh it hurts she said
I had it in the supermarket
while bought myself some bread

She had it while I drove there
She had it in the street
She had it while I used her phone
And when on Twitter she did tweet.

A migraine? are you joking
I had to bloody say
If you had a migraine
you would be in bed all day

You cannot move a muscle
 won't dare to move your head
the smallest light is blinding
Your head feels like you're dead

Last time that I did have one
I screamed, in so much pain
They went and called the doctor out
I thought id lost my brain

So no its not a Migraine.
When you still can use your phone
So no its not a Migraine
So please don't make me moan.

You also don't have influenza
Or some god awful Flu
If you can manage to get out of bed.
there F..k all wrong with you.