The art club blues.

Dedicated to Fletching art group.
From I am guessing a now banned member.

In our local art group
We meet up now again.
In the village hall to learn secrets of the arcane
We've got the art club blues
Watercolour and oohs oh yeah

Glorias painting a foxglove
it sits on a vase on the side
She been painting in Dulux, no wonder the poor thing has died
Its got the art club blues
Dulux and fumes oh yeah.

Geraldines drawing a figure
she's got the form all wrong
What started off human now looks more like king kong
Shes got the art club blues
Tarzen said ooh. Oh yeah.

Sue is sketching a chicken
shes not doing well.
The things on the table, its dead and starting to smell
Shes got the art club blues
No wonder its blue, its dead. Oh yeah

Lindas. Doing an absract
Like you see in the Tate
Oh my she has got talent and now will demonstrate
Shes got the art clubs blues,
painted bricks different hues. Oh yeah

Lesleys butterfly is life like
Though a bit askew
but looking closer, its was a real one stuck down with glue
Shes got the art club blues
Cheating moo. Oh yeah.

Davids painting a tractor.
He'll be there all day
He got a job lot, ten tins of battle ship grey
He's not got the art club blues.
They are grey not blue oh yeah

Keith is trying out oil paints.
With some old linseed oil.
With a lit of a match he now burnt down the hall
He's got the Art club blues
Blue and twos oh yeah.

Marilyn's Pencil paintings
are causing people to faint
She has made a real error by using banned lead paint.
Shes got the art club blues.
Actually gone green oh yeah

Ruby likes painting plants
She was gonna paint flowers
Shes bought in the wrong bag, this ones got self raising flour

Shes got the art club blues
a recipt for some butter oh yeah

Yvonne lost her paintbrush

She had it on the tea break
Lindas just gone and found it, it was found in a slice of cake
She got the art club blues
Linda's said oooh me tooth. Oh yeah.

Diana painting a landscape
but Its really directions
My phones not working, this will show Wifi conections
Shes got the art club blues
Wifi password fish stew. Oh yeah

Vera likes painting Veg
she said you are silly.
We cant helping laughing her carrot looks like a willy
Shes has the art group blues
We havent though.

Not any more.


Fine.
Audreys not painting.
She is too busy writing this.
But you can always find her
Really taking the piss.
She had the art club blues
Online rhyming dictonary dot com.

Weve got the art club blues.
Oh yeah.