Whimsical what's

Whimsical what's

 

One must learn when buying things
what is the meaning of your bling?

Some words are needed to excite
a person of a certain type.

But normal people, you and me
knows the truth naturally.

So stick with me, and watch and learn
know which words mean loose or earn.

Shabby chic- shabby with no chic.

Retro- Plastic means it leaks.

Distressed- It’s been dropped upon its head.

Very in-  Soon to be dead.

Dashing-  Always means unpleasant.

A must have-  An unwanted birthday present.

Smart-  Boring plain and green.

Swanky- Tacky priced obscene.

Debonair-  Its mass produced.

Suave- Boring, flat, reintroduced.

Refined- it was fine then they broke it.

Loved- Over used, found in bits.

Antique look- New, just been lacquered.

Pre 1950s- Means it’s knackered.

Loved- Over used, crap at start.

Well put together- Can’t now take it apart.

Whimsical- Batteries not included.

Quirky- Taste has been excluded.

Bang on trend- It’s really not at all

A twist- something unpleasant will call

 

 

For sale. A nice set of whimsical drawers, hit with a hammer and painted with battle ship grey paint for a nice antique feel to it. Also dropped from a four floor window for the old wonky old feeling.
handles bought in Home base and set fire and left in garden for four years.
This wonderful piece of furniture has been well loved by some hens who have laid eggs in the drawers and pooped on the top.
As seen on Gum tree under the
please take this crap off my hands section.

I’d like to dedicate this to Jan Silver and her band of evil minions for helping me compile a list of words that really ‘do their heads in’