Free.

Dedicated to Andy Lazenby and Sharon Macdonald from The uckfield free site on Facebook.

 

Things for free, need a new home
A pair of skates, a novelty phone
a load of bricks and garden chair
Put on Uckfield free. We don’t care

A satellite dish, a garden pond
one of harry potters wands
A Barbie doll with just one hand
A giant ball of rubber bands

A Broken lamp, a strange stuffed cat
One welly and a cowboy hat
A rather fetching pair of socks
A clock with a tick, it has no tock

A teddy bear that’s moulted slightly
Furry handcuffs, just used nightly
A blown up sheep, a chewed dog bone
A singing, mooning garden gnome

The one ring to rule them all
A catapult and cannon ball
the holy grail, an Egyptian mummy
An ice cream that’s gone all runny

Do not charge, it’s not allowed
to give away, it does your proud
To help a stranger, don’t be a grump
it saves you a trip to the dump.