Ding
Dong merrily on high
the local’s shops are singing.
We have put our prices up
and tacky things we’ve slinging.
Can’t buy anything that is plain
our tinsel is the main thing.
There’s not point you should complain
its local, made in Peking.
Get one free if you buy ten
on biscuits with no sales date.
Buy the lot for those at work
and others that you do hate.
Weeks till Christmas but you buy
and then erect your spruce tree.
Two days later it does die
and leave you will just bare wood.
the local’s shops are singing.
We have put our prices up
and tacky things we’ve slinging.
Can’t buy anything that is plain
our tinsel is the main thing.
There’s not point you should complain
its local, made in Peking.
Get one free if you buy ten
on biscuits with no sales date.
Buy the lot for those at work
and others that you do hate.
Weeks till Christmas but you buy
and then erect your spruce tree.
Two days later it does die
and leave you will just bare wood.
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