Wombling

 I've had a weird request, to ruin a Wombling Christmas. Mostly because of his son's love for wombles when he was five.

Not however when he is the age of a teenager, being woken up to a disco in his living room, which mostly is wombles singing on repeat.

Done lovingly by his dear old dad.

Dedicated to Sons that have that sort of Dad.

Opened my eyes

   Woke up to womble music

I think I'll have squish my Dad

    I'm in a rage

No need for wombles singing

 Realise my childhood taste was sad

All day long 

    Dads playing wombling in the room

I'll womble his bloody wombling womble music

All day long

   He's adding anguish to teenage gloom

By playing bloody wombling womble music

I do admit

    I used to like the wombles

Being age five I had to no taste

But please agree

     Now I am mildly older

  My taste is so much cooler*

Wombling songs now cause distaste 

All day long 

    Dads playing wombling music trash

I'll womble his bloody wombling womble music

All day long 

   So please fund me, some moving cash

So I won't need to listen to womble music.

 

* Probably not, it's probably thrash metal or shouty rap.