Holiday with Dairy

Oh its a jolly holiday with Dairy
Gluten free and allergies
Got to watch my diet while I'm touring,
could end up in agony
My IBS is causing such a stir now
Nausea and vomiting
Oh its a jolly holiday with Dairy
Got to watch my diet thing

Oh such a jolly holiday with Dairy
Boil me water just in case
Check in case there nuts in my old sandwich
Rash may come upon my face
Mushrooms cause me such a ruddy heartburn
Flatulence will strike right now
Oh its a jolly holiday with Dairy
And anything that comes out of a cow