Spandex Diet fad (part two)

I never needed to go mad
and join a gym. (I'm not that sad)
Pay someone to exercise?
Doesn't seem to be that wise

 I used to move a hundred bales
Of straw and water pails
And muck out stables
For I was able (plus I got paid, which helps)

And also walk eight miles to work
Over hills and across fields
No need to wear spandex bright
Because I'd give some sheep a fright.

Why the need to wear bright clothes?
Just because you touch your toes
Or these fancy gadgets take your stats
To tell you...Whoops you are a prat (Sorry Julia)