The magical drawer

 My friend has got magical drawer

A drawer in her lovely boutique*1 

It is full to the brim of magical stuff

the items are rather unique *2

Now and then, muggings  partakes

of sorting that magical drawer

Things i binned from the last time i cleaned

have been added a million times more

With labels and whatsits, doodads and tags

and thingys that have no real name

I was surprised she could open the thing

Its enough to make her staff go insane *3

Why on earth does she keep all this stuff?

Its a handy! its a good souvenir 

This thing I found, thats rusty and broke

Its been in the drawer for five years

*1 Muffins is a lovely boutique. In East Hoathly. Selling clothes, scarves, bags and shiny things, they also do lunches and cakes.

*2 it really isn't 

*3 They are already quite mad.