I only borrowed it

Dedicated to folk who have stolen borrowed stuff while drunk happy on a night out only to discover it in the morning

And utter the words where the hell did that come from.

I only borrowed it while I was drunk

A lovely picture of a skunk

It was in the pub, it looked my way

I had to take it just today

When I did fall out in the street

A random sign is such a treat 

It seemed to be sad on its own

So I thought yes, it should come home

Oh look a flashing neon light

I'll borrow it, just for the night

I lost my torch, but now I'll see

I'm sure it was just left for me

Its raining now, I'll need a hat

I see a item just like that

Now must go home and into bed

With a traffic cone upon head