Vibrator

 

 I need something to help me
my muscles ache sometimes
So I thought I'd buy a massage aid
I've seen them sold online

They have a load of colours
and sizes big and small
Many are quite long and thin
some shaped just like a ball

The one I chose looks sturdy
and it's got a good review
They said it really satisfies
its color is bright blue

The lady on the internet
informed it was good stock
but the only problem with it
It is shaped just like a cock