Internet History

The alarms are ringing at the FBI

I'm sure someone is spying

My week of online searches

are bad, there's no denying.

I've searched for different names of porn

and types of Dynamite 

When they see my history

It could cause such a fright

Though they also wonder why?

I also search  for cats

And when I get the best of me

This search is cats and hats

Between the cats, I research war

and types of guns as well

Between the ways to blow stuff up

I search for stuffed gazelles

But please don't fret old FBI

I am a writer see

There is no reason to now spy

on my old History.