The storm

The skies are dark
The storm has been
The air has battered evergreen
The winds were strong
From Fife to Dover
They made my wheelie bin fall over

The storm still here

The wind doth blow
I lost my washing an hour ago
like billowed sails
My knickers flew;
was spotted by an airplane crew*

The wind is strong

there is no break
My garden furniture's now at stake
Alas poor chair
You've gone askew
Looks like I'm off to B&Q

*It was very upsetting for them.