Murder in the sticks

To the tune:  The English country garden

Where do you go, if killing brings out pride
Yes an English country county
Get in the mood to try some Homicide
In an English country county
Watching Marple on Tell
Taking notes, so it goes well
Hoping to hear the bell of death knell
Where do you go if murders on your mind
Yes an English country county

Tending your plants is the best disguise you need
In the English country
Laced pot of tea with some Pesticide for weeds
In the English country garden
Sometimes plants need a good clear
Stabbed to death with garden shears
Take an ear for a bloody souvenir,
Where do you go if murders on your mind
Yes an English country garden

Fun on a farm, a murderers surprise
In the English country farmstead
So many items that you can utilize
in the English country farmstead
Slurry pits are what you need
Drowned in vats of chicken feed
there’s little need to make those cows stampede
Where do you go if murders on your mind
Yes an English country farmstead