Festival tunes

The same old boring Christmas tunes

All hail! The rich and weird tycoon

The messiah comes, he'll make you sob

They call him Geldof, known as Bob

The wise men come remind and jest

 Granny said old songs are best

The troupe called Slade speak bout the past

And unfortunately that song still lasts

It gets worse! The wizard says

It should be Christmas every day

This nightmare world, for us he mastered

What a total utter bastard!

Another tune from Mariah Carey

Guessing not the virgin Mary

She wants You! they'll be kidnapping

Good! It saves on ruddy wrapping

Call the R.S.P.C now
Underneath the bright green bough

Santas snogged me mum the cad
Christmas ruined! Call me Dad

I am dreaming of a Christmas white
Bing Crosby says things so shite
Extensive blizzards, power cuts
Thanks to Bing the country's shut

Happy holidays to all my fans. xx