inspirational roadtrip

Day 133

They say that life is like a journey
A road that takes your hand
And leads you to possibilities
Across the sea and land

In inspirational quotes
I am guessing there's no traffic
The inspirational road rage
I'm afraid is rather graphic.

Inspirational petrol stations
Serving anthemic food
Its tastes like Deli Lama sick
Or something that he pooed

And follow that Euphoria
Nobody knows directions
You find its in a shitty town
 you've had no health injections

Confucius warns of road signs
Of rural traffic lights
Journey will not commence
Till next year late at night

And if you do have luck
In your life time special trip
Keep away from bloody roads

And go there by space ship

Because life is such an arsehole
The trip will be a pain
For five seconds of happy joy
then a cancelled boat and plane