Man cage

Day 71

Please keep your husbands on a lead
and do not let them wander
A harness, choke chain round their neck
Is something you should ponder

Don't put up with complaining chaps
For men, they like to moan
I suggest a good old leather gag
is something you should own

Replace his little garden shed
With a shiny brand new cage
It will hold him for many years
As men don't seem to age

They do not need an adult bath
Just wash them with a hose
No need to undress husbands
It would save on washing clothes

A simple dinner would suffice
No shopping costing heaps
Buy bulk food in old Lidl
Pet food is nice and cheap