Izal

day 89

My father and Izal 

Soft toilet paper messes up the drains
Soft toilet paper doesn't have good grain

Izal is the best you don't need the soft stuff
 I like a nice hard edge to give my bum a buff

You can use old Izal to trace some things to draw
It good to line baking tins and good for even more
Izal is the brand to keep you warm at night
Stuff some in the fire to get the flames alight

No need for Greaseproof paper, Izal works a treat

Perfect for wrapping cheeses, fruit and any sort of meat

Izal copes with floods, and any English weather
That because Izal is tougher than some hardened leather

The only time for Tissue, is when you have the flu
It should never, never ever, be used for cleaning poo

It costs a bloody fortune, I like quality control
Plus I never need to change the poxy toilet roll

Give Izal a chance girl, you'll miss it when its gone
You'll remember it quite fondly and say Dad wasn't wrong
Though it scratches up your girlie bits and isn't good for wee
You will look back onto Izal with a fond old memory