Usless ideas

I have a couple of poems today. For day four of NaPoWriMo

A pondering thought of useless things

Part one

Do people have cuppa soup in a bowl?
When does a bap become a roll?
Are there weights on a balance sheets?
Do Helicopters have ejector seats?

Before sliced bread what was best?
Why do men really have breasts?
Where does it go? When you loose weight?
What's so lucky about the number eight?

Part two.

I asked for topics for my poetry and instantly regretted it. 


Suggestion's.               My  Answers

Feet-                       Not mine I hope!
Rope-                     Ahem! Nope
Rain-                         Its wet
Life-                         Not yet.
The universe-            It's big
Hair-                          A wig?
Drinks                        Shots
Horses                         Trots
Constipation             See above

Peace                          Dove?
Redemption                Error
Spiders                       Terror!

I would like you to write about Elliptical Functions-