Black Friday rush

The Black Friday rush

A event it came from the U.S of A
Something we dont need today
For sales in the UK are one two many
For folks who like to save a penny
We have our sales most Hoildays of banks
And really get such little thanks
For Mr Sods law has his way
you will find it cheaper another day.
Wait till Janurary or later on
That plastic tree you bought for a bomb
Is now half price and getting less
By March it will be free at a guess.
They do buy crap to lure you in
These shops with such bargins
With stuff they dont tend to sell
They said Kerching! Its doing well
You see them fighting on the news
bashing each other to buy a loo
Two more tellies can't do wrong
Why on earth did he buy a bong!
Half price sale, that is why
Humans are odd, I do not lie
buying crap you do not need
just because you like the greed.
Buy one get one free on a bicycle kit!
Save your cash you dont need shit!
You dont even own a bloody bike
then you went and bought a trike
You don't even have a licence