No mothers and daughters were harmed in the process (day 1)

National poetry month. 2017

Day one. No Mothers or daughters were harmed in the process.

Happy First of April.

As they say in my house

The first person says 'Pinch punch first of the month'
And the second person shouts 'Slap, kick for being so quick'.
Then the first person returns with 'Poke in the eye for being so sly'
Id like to add With the help of my mother.....

Mum; Punch in the gob for being a yob
Me; Stamp on your toe for causing me woe
Mum; Pulling your hair, it only seems fair
Me; Flicking your ear, for making me fear
Mum; Making you trip by grabbing your hip
Me:My hands round your neck and saying by 'eck
Mum; Causing you harm, by slapping your arm
Me:Giving a whack to the small of your back
Mum:I think I will win with a swat of your chin

Me;I will make your blood flow, when I bite your elbow
Mum:You will feel stressed when I wallop your chest
Me:Stab in the knee, which will cause me such glee
Mum: Making you beg as I now break your leg
Me; I think i'll commit as I burn your armpit.

Mum:Ok this is getting silly now.

Me;Time for tea.

Mum: Now you will gloat with my hand down your throat.
Me: I thought we were having a tea time hit?
Mum: As I find the first aid kit...

To be continuted....