Confidence lost.

I have gone and lost my confidence
I wonder where its gone
I'm sure I had it yesterday
I'm sure its not that long
I have checked under my chair
Down in between the cracks
All I've found is the cats hair
And an old letter for tax.
I have checked the fridge
I have checked the bin
I have checked the tub with the biscuits in
I have checked the loo
I have checked the hall
Where it is, I can't recall
I have checked in the car
I have checked outside
no idea where it now resides
Its not in the shed,
Not in the Anex

But at least I have found me specs.

I didn't know I had lost them.