Stressed today

Day Eleven National poetry month


I am far too stressed to right an ode
Because my internets set on ‘arse’ mode
Its page not displayed and error
Causing writer fits of terror

Those who are lucky to have superfast
Do not have a ‘turn off and on’ task
do not know of buffer face
because your post code sets the pace

Dial up was faster I do declare
for now I’m not going anywhere
And now my laptop age of two
is now not compatible

But still I pay the same as you
Even though, its slower
It’s the same with the BBC
I cannot get as I live near trees

But still have to pay the sodding fee
ITVs alright and that’s for free
No point in catch up on the web
Others flow, mine tends to ebb

downhill and that’s depending on the weather