National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Friday, 4 April 2014

To my dearest Mick

Dear Mick (aka a fan)
Thank you for the orgasmic hedgehog you sent to me
and those really sexy brown furry ear muffs..
Tilly took one look at the hedgehog and said with glee
Wow now that's something i can hump. If only i had my girlie bits.
i showed it to the cats and they didn't even blink,
Guessing its from Fife. And from their Mick

Mum laughed. What a cheek
but you can guess by next week
She will be glad of those ear muffs
When its cold in the boot sale field
and she is sitting there eating her ice cream.
 
 




 

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