Custard

I need for custard on my pudding
But I’m poor and custards over priced
Custard used to only be for us poor folks
those rich people had cream that’s always iced

I need some Birds custard powder
the one that’s in a yellow tin
I don’t sod around with all those egg yolks
it always turns out to thin

My spotted dick is missing something
My apple pie is pining too
I need some custard for my pudding
Crème fresh it really doesn’t do.

 

dedicated to  Vince Tillman