Fred

sitting in me garden
having a spot of brew
a pigeon is annoying me
coo coo coo coo coooooo.........

Everyone knows of the death of the mighty cock robin
but not the story of a woodpigeon called Fred
who was found in a river all floaty and bobbing
and so one can guess that he was rather dead
The woodland friends all did a gather around him
and wondered why there was a hole in Fred's head
they found by his wing side a grey little ball baring
that was small and was long and was made out of lead

Oh so he was shot they all said

And that was that.