National poetry writing month

National poetry writing month
A month of madness

Saturday, 8 March 2025

Drunken pirate

 What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate 
Let's stand back and all admire it
Early in the morning 

He is intoxicated 
He is inebriated 
His style is now x rated
Half seas over pirate

Shave his eyebrows with a shaver 
Sharpie pens are a life saver
Fill his hat with cheesy quavers
Early in the morning

He is intoxicated 
He is inebriated 
His style in understated 
Half seas over pirate

Paint his face, so he looks the part
Chuck him in a skip or a wheelie cart
Tate modern, I've made a piece of art
Early in the morning 

He is intoxicated 
He is inebriated 
Critics say he now top rated
Half seas over pirate

Replace his hat with a traffic cone
Write a sign, if found send home
Please return to the O2 Dome
Early in the morning

He is intoxicated 
Still think he's inebriated 
Unconscious overrated 
Early in the morning

What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate 
So much to do to the drunken pirate
Early in the morning.

















2 comments:

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