Drunken pirate

 What shall we do with the drunken pirate

What shall we do with the drunken pirate 

Let's stand back and all admire it

Early in the morning 

He is intoxicated 

He is inebriated 

His style is now x rated

Half seas over pirate

Shave his eyebrows with a shaver 

Sharpie pens are a life saver

Fill his hat with cheesy quavers

Early in the morning

He is intoxicated 

He is inebriated 

His style in understated 

Half seas over pirate

Paint his face, so he looks the part

Chuck him in a skip or a wheelie cart

Tate modern, I've made a piece of art

Early in the morning 

He is intoxicated 

He is inebriated 

Critics say he now top rated

Half seas over pirate

Replace his hat with a traffic cone

Write a sign, if found send home

Please return to the O2 Dome

Early in the morning

He is intoxicated 

Still think he's inebriated 

Unconscious overrated 

Early in the morning

What shall we do with the drunken pirate

What shall we do with the drunken pirate 

So much to do to the drunken pirate

Early in the morning.