You're heard of the old goblin market
Now hear of the grumpy trolls shop
The reviews of the place are misleading
Trip advisor reviews say.. Best not
You get all of a manner of creatures
Though manners are something they lack
Leave humour and fun at the doorstep
These Trolls will always talk back
They tend to be grumpy and spiteful
Have a general displeasure for Goats
Truth, the idea of cute fluffy creatures
are enough to make many trolls choke
Most sell their wares from the basement
or a room, while they still live with mum
Have to work all day in the shadows
as they burst into flames in the sun
Now put out the thought of designers
For these creatures are known for misdeeds
For the rare and the magical handbags
.... made by underage fairies in Leeds
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