Ask directions

Always ask directions in the countryside

Don't rely on Google or an app

They will list a lane that's wrong

And a house that don't belong

You will find yourself miles with no way back

 Always ask directions in the countryside

Local people know the way to go

It's a shock to find a right

Taking you all blooming night

 locals always know the lanes are fairly slow

Always ask directions in the countryside

We are good and finding things to aid you too

Do turn left by the post box

And the shrub shaped as a fox

Stop! When you see a tractor that is blue

Always ask directions in the countryside

It's a way to find a list of local inns

Country roads do lack good signs

But pub signs are divine

It always seems the best place to begin

Always ask directions in the countryside

we know roads and what is best gear

For the pot holes are quite weird

Yeah that road has disappeared 

In potholes we lost two cars just last year