I first apologize for this poem for being in the same style as the repair café poem.
Retro, vintage, items old
Bring collections to my fair
Valuing I'll undertake
Prices for your antique ware
A lady bought some Clarice cliffe
The style is something finer
But close inspection I can see
It's printed made in China
A collection of Fabergé.
It seems to be quite strange
Though sent inside a lovely box
The class was more free range
An antique tome, a book of kells
its cover looked quite old
But when we opened up the page
We spied a bold barcode
A lovely little carriage clock
Of Georgian age and more
I'm sure it just needs batteries
In the little plastic door
This little music antique box
Found deep on the sea bed
Says its from the Titanic
Playing songs by Right said Fred!*
* Deeply dippy
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