Gonk

Kimberley 'Magickal almanac' Morgan, has decided on Boney M. Mary's boy for me to ruin. 

Yeah, thanks for that, mutter mutter.

They say, Many years in Scandinavia,

  interspecies nooky was a norm

A Gnome and Goblin got together 

 and the first baby Gonk was born

Probably...

Hark and love the Yuletide Gonk

For ancient folk and fey

I'm really glad they were quite mad

Or we wouldn't have gonks today

Probably 

Oh my Gonk

All hairy with a beard

Oh my Gonk

Lacking eyes and ears

Oh my Gonk

Just lovely souvenirs

Oh my Gonk

There's buy one get one free

Oh my Gonk 

I like this novelty

Oh my Gonk.

Will this do? Kimberley 

Oh my Gonk.

Though in truth, the first Gonk was basically a piece of fur with googly eyes.  Probably made out of fuzzy felt. And made in the UK, which is why it was naff.