Cluedo

 The modern-day version of Cluedo

 Would fill you with anguish and dread

No grand stately fame for this modern game

When it features an old garden shed

Mrs. Peacock could be found in a toilet 

She was killed in a bit of a rush

She went to the loo for a minute or two

And was maimed with an old toilet brush

Reverend Green was alone in the kitchen

When we heard a most terrible shout

It was such an old bore, finding him on the floor

with a frying pan that knocked him out

The professor had died in the man cave

It really wasn't much of a chore

There is nothing to see, he was killed by the Wii

after someone had changed his high score

Mrs. White was upstairs in the bathroom

She showered after coming home late

Terrible luck, with an old rubber duck

when she slipped and it ended her fate

Back in the shed in the garden

Mrs. White was as pale as a sheet

It was not that jolly, being stabbed by a brolly
she was drunk and fell over her feet