day 130
Eddy and the giant turd
Dear little Teddy eddy is a dog
A fluffy cuddly little dog
He looks just like a baby fox
And would fit inside a shoe box
His look would melt the hardest butter
He doesn't bark, he quirky mutters
He waddles down the garden path
You utter oh how cute then laugh
He falls over when he is itching
And then he stops his ears are twitching
And with no warning gentle Eddy
Gets up quick and then his ready
To do the biggest longest turd
I mean really this dog is so absurd
How he managed it I have no idea
Was he saving it for over a year?
So Eddy dog now seemed much brighter
Due the fact he was eight stone lighter
he looked at me said 'don't be daft'
'That bags not big enough' he laughed
Eddy and the giant turd
Dear little Teddy eddy is a dog
A fluffy cuddly little dog
He looks just like a baby fox
And would fit inside a shoe box
His look would melt the hardest butter
He doesn't bark, he quirky mutters
He waddles down the garden path
You utter oh how cute then laugh
He falls over when he is itching
And then he stops his ears are twitching
And with no warning gentle Eddy
Gets up quick and then his ready
To do the biggest longest turd
I mean really this dog is so absurd
How he managed it I have no idea
Was he saving it for over a year?
So Eddy dog now seemed much brighter
Due the fact he was eight stone lighter
he looked at me said 'don't be daft'
'That bags not big enough' he laughed
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