Railway woes

Day 108

Our English railway is a joke

From Cornwall to the north of stoke

When cancelations are of the norm

Time tables do misinform

And when we can get us a train

The prices are of mad distain

We've had excuse for reasons why

The lack of rain makes train rails dry

Wrong sort of snow, leaves on the lines

Look out for floods and stray bovines

A damsel tied upon the tracks

A UFO in Halifax

Of course its worse the further down
Southern rail are run by clowns
Seen a train? There is a bounty
The replacement is in a different county
More excuse ideas do flicker
Jenny Agutters is waving her knickers
Call Poirot wearing his Bowler
Someone murdered the fat controller
We have trains in Sheffield park
Says some stupid silly spark!
Bluebell railway is lacking speed
Thomas the tank engine won't go Leeds