Dont make me a cake

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Please don't make me a cake
Please just buy one in shops
The thought of your baking
Sends my stomach aching
So please don't make me a cake

You are not Delia Smith mate
More the Muppet Swedish chef
It had the consistency of rubber
thinker than walrus's blubber
So please don't make me a cake

Last time you make me a cake chum
I ate it and really felt rather ill
I was taken to A&E
They called the CDC
So please don't make me a cake