Due to the release of Peter rabbit. I thought id write a lovely poem about fluffy bunny rabbits and cute animals
Please don't read this to a child unless you want them to have therapy
Day 117
In the English countryside
There lived a little rabbit
Peter Rabbit was his name
And naughty was his habit
He liked to wander further
than his mother did allow
And one day wandering
He just heard a Meow.
And he was eaten by Tom Kitten
_____________________
Flopsy didn't run away
Mr Mcgregors was on his way
Saw you eating the carrots top
This is the reason you got shot
Mopsey jumps and doesn't look
Over fences hedges, brooks
Even though she wont go that far
Still got run over by that car
Cotton-tail's not in the mind
That's because she has gone blind
Myxomatosis is a bitch
Cotton-tail died in a ditch
______________________
Here comes Mrs Puddle Duck
Her last words were What the F..K!
Wandered into Peking Horse
She goes well with Hoisin Sauce
Ok I will stop now
Please don't read this to a child unless you want them to have therapy
Day 117
In the English countryside
There lived a little rabbit
Peter Rabbit was his name
And naughty was his habit
He liked to wander further
than his mother did allow
And one day wandering
He just heard a Meow.
And he was eaten by Tom Kitten
_____________________
Flopsy didn't run away
Mr Mcgregors was on his way
Saw you eating the carrots top
This is the reason you got shot
Mopsey jumps and doesn't look
Over fences hedges, brooks
Even though she wont go that far
Still got run over by that car
Cotton-tail's not in the mind
That's because she has gone blind
Myxomatosis is a bitch
Cotton-tail died in a ditch
______________________
Here comes Mrs Puddle Duck
Her last words were What the F..K!
Wandered into Peking Horse
She goes well with Hoisin Sauce
Ok I will stop now
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