dont cut your hedge with a trampoline

day 68

I once knew a lady
who cut her high hedge
with the use of a trampoline
Though it seemed to be dated
but ladders she hated
She bounced like a Mexican bean

But trouble did come
with shears in her hand
She could only cut one little leaf
but her faith was restored
when she swapped for a sword
and could managed  much more with relief

But she soon became cocky
With the leylandii hedge
And jumped as high as a plane
But she misjudged the edge
And went straight through the hedge
and we never saw her again.