Its sunny must be Summer.

Damn the leaves are turning.

I shouted to me mother

Apart from the chestnut trees

they've got disease or t'other

They've been brown since bloody spring

Long before  May day

And folk are saying  

Its Autumn now today.

Because people are stupid

The seasons they don't know

Just because its colder than last week

It doesn't mean it'll snow
The Seasons know their stuff
They don't need Humans aid
Unlike the bloody weather man
The Seasons don't get paid

When sun is seen in Winter
No one will say these words
That Just a minute this isn't right
Must be Summer how Superb!
So just cos its got a little cold
The weather misbehaves
Just don't blame it on the seasons
For a Christmas day heatwave.